Quotes: Phase 1

WARNING: These quotes are all anonymous because I wouldn't want to embarrass anyone who I have caught  saying things that made me giggle or caught me off guard. Some of the quotes I have collected are from church settings. Just to keep the correct moods, I will separate the quotes into 2 categories. The Funnies and The Gospel Truth. I am so excited to make you enjoy pieces of my life!!! Please read below.

The Funnies

• Ive always thought, 'why run when you can skate there?...that's when you say 'get thee behind me Satan!'

• I'm just so happy with you' "I'm Batman"

• There was a noodle on my watermelon juice!! ...and yeah that is the weirdest thing I've ever said.

• If macaroni and cheese has a sister, it would be your lip.

• Melanie is as cute as a button, but buttons aren't cute. She's like a llama..a baby llama.

• 'Are you still living in the Residence Towers?' "No, we're in Egypt"

• Sometimes we just need people in our life that we can look at and say 'ew'

• 'Everyone has hair' "No. Voldemort doesn't have hair"

• Okay. You have a kissing limit. You passed it 30 kisses ago.

• Your body is a temple. No. Your body is a hut.

• I'm glad you still want to be my friend. 'Yeah well you've kind of grown on me...like mold'

• Oh Mel...you don't have to do anything for me to love you. Like...if you were jello, I'd still love you every second.

• Oh oh I just got sucked into a rainbow!

• I think drinking leads to hipsterism.

• I feel like crap on toast.

• You cant stretch your butt, that's stupid.

• You're so cute. I just want to wrap you up in a napkin and take you home.

• Mel, are you made out of jello? Tell me the truth.

• H, tell me something I don't know about you. 'I have chronic diarrhea'

• 'Bahh! You are so...NOT graceful today!' "I'm a BOY! and I'm excited for Christmas!"

• 'Okay ese' "I'm not your ese, I'm your final"

• You're so cute. I want to tickle you until you fart.

• 'Bill Gates scares me' "What do you mean?" 'His quotes scare me'

• I'm so nice to you, I'm like Hitler to everyone else!

• You're so cuuuuuute! I just wanna pull your nose.

• 'Ouch!' "What?" 'I hit my elbow and I have tender flesh'

The Gospel Truth

• First observe, then serve.

• Without the family, there is no plan; There is no reason for it.

• Salvation is personal & Exaltation is a family matter.

• Don't miss an opportunity to grow.

• An individual who is arrogant or who lets his or her emotions influence decisions will not be powerfully led by the Spirit.

• There is no shortcut to excellence or competence

• Our mistakes of the past don't define us, they refine us.

• Negative thoughts are the termites of the soul.

• Sometimes the decisions we think we make, we don't make at all. Our will has no part in the decisions our genes dictate.

• The more we give to the Lord, the more he will give us opportunities to use our agency.

• A change of heart is a change of motive.

• The Holy Ghost is the cleansing agent of the Atonement.

• You don't know everything, but you know enough....we were built to succeed. 

• The past is to be learned from, not lived in.

• When you love what you do, everyday is a holiday.

• The problem isn't the problem. The problem is how you handle the problem.